Dissapointed

I wrote a while ago about how I was super excited for Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus. I have seen it now and folks, I am dissapointed. How could I be dissapointed with something that promised to be so delightfully god awful? Because, ladies and gentlemen, when I set out to see a film about a shark that can chomp the Golden Gate Bridge in half - I don't need to know why he does it. Is it too much to ask for more giant creatures and less science trying to explain why they're giant? It's not "The Manchurian Candidate". Although maybe that would have been a better movie if Denzel crushed enemy submarines with his tentacles.