Christmas on Ebay

My darling Stella is on a smell kick. Not that she smells. I'm not saying that at all. It's just that she's very very into aromatherapy. Therefore she has requested essential oils in as many scents as she can get her nose wrapped around. Today is a good day to not be her roommate.

For the solution I have turned to the good people at ebay. They tend to sell things in bulk and as I have been perusing the essential oil search listing I find myself out right fascinated by some of the scents that are available. For example:

- Crispy Lemon Oatmeal Cookie (How can something smell "crispy" unless it smells burnt)
- Jamaica Me Crazy (Nothing tingles the olfactory senses like non-descriptive puns)
- Happy Kids (It smells of Dirt and Play Doh)
- Crispy Candy (Again with the crispy! The only thing I want crispy is my rice)
- Autumn Leaves (Mold and Slugs anyone?)
- Antique Lace (Mmmm... Essence of Grandma - Nicotine and Old)
- Butter Brickle (It must be easy to say something smells like something that doesn't exist)
- Amish Friendship Bread (What? Who makes this up??)

I have decided to get her a collection of the most unusual scents. Partially because I think it will tickle her fancy and partially because I'm very curious myself. All I know is it will be a very smelly Christmas after all.

P.S. I will put money on the fact that the Blueberry Cobbler and the Blueberry Muffin smell EXACTLY THE SAME.