August 28, 2009

Death

How did you first learn about death? For some children it's from the death of a beloved family pet, for others they lose a grandparent. I'm sure there are even those out there who lose someone in there immediate family or similar. But I've lived a relatively charmed life - knock on wood - I haven't lost a person I've truly been close to to death.. After reading on The AV Club, one of my favorite sites for film geekery, that Rob Zombie's next attempt to make the world a more violent place will be a remake of the 1958 classic "The Blob" it all came flooding back to me.

Because for me, this was the film that introduced me to the concept of death. Like most of my friend's I've learned many lessons from film. Janean Garofalo in "The truth about cats and dogs" reassured me that you could totally get the guy if you were funny instead of pretty - something I have banked on for most of my life. "Dazed and Confused" made me believed that high school was full of mad parties and good times. But when I saw "The Blob" when I was 4 or 5 at the hands of my sadistic cousins, that's when I started asking questions. It's one of my earliest memories, talking to my mom on the car ride home from my aunt's place and I just started asking little questions. I couldn't seem to wrap my head around why, if this creature was defeated, the people it ate wouldn't escape and go back to their families. This may be why I'm so resentful of many animated film endings and why I hate the musical "Rent." Because people more often than not don't get to come back to life and go back to their loved ones.

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August 23, 2009

Terrorism and Me



One of the things that amazed me the most was how many details there were in my travel insurance package. Being as accident prone as I am, I thought it would be important to read through all my the fine print just to make sure I would end up thousands of dollars in debt if I ended up falling into the Thames river, contracting a rare skin disease and get carted around in a wheelbarrow for the rest of my life.

That's when I came across this little gem:

That's right. My package actually has a terrorism clause. You can click to read the actual detail but I wouldn't recommend it unless you need a nap. Basically the gist is if I'm in a horrible terrorist related incident I get 50% of my money back. Maybe I should have gone for a better package.

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August 12, 2009

The Prodigal Returns

I'm back and boy oh boy do I have stories. Turns out a little faux bohemian can get into a lot of trouble on a smallish island. Posts to com throughout the week

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June 26, 2009

A Bohemian In England

So I hear that England is a pretty swinging forien country where they speak English. So that's where I'm headed for the next month or so. I hope to bring you back some stories of poverty among the hipster youth in a land known for kick-ass pop and bad teeth.

Stay Tuned!

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June 21, 2009

Dog the Bounty Hunter

I'm working at the liquor store right now. I haven't seen a customer in about an hour. The television is my only source of entertainment.

While flipping through the TV listings I came across the following:

Dog the Bounty Hunter - "Stress Management"
Dog persues a fugitive at a homeless shelter and has a confrontation with the staff; makes a capture that turns violent and has a romantic dinner with Beth.


I've been up since 5 which is probably why I think that's the funniest thing in the world.

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